It’s been two weeks since Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith‘s sex tape was made public, which means that it is the perfect time for Nikko to release his new single to capitalize on said tape. Yes, he made a song — a very Autotuned song — called “New Shower Rod” about everyone’s new favorite acrobatic sex toy.
Sample lyrics include: “Let me f–k you in the shower, hands up on the rod,” “Her baby daddy not that good,” (sorry, Stevie J), and “In the fitting room at the mall, take it off soon as you try it on.”
So, couple things. 1) Ew. and 2) Atlanta-area mall-goers, beware! Take a listen to the song and don’t hurt your neck shaking your damn head.